The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!