The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Smoke vision

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to have cancer.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!