The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to never end your .

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to eat food

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!