Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!