The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to control the internet

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Farting at will

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!