The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!