the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to piss people off.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!