The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Poop

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to bleed

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The power to be your self

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to die in one second

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!