The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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Imortality.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to change your mind

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to nit propely

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!