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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds
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the power to die at will
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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body
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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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The power to make pointless super powers
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The power to think of a funny power
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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.
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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.
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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.
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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.
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The ability to have no abilities.
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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.
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The power to form a Belgian government
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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives
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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.
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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.
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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably
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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.
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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC
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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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The power to breathe
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!