the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!