The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!