The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!