- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

the ability to slap someone with your foot

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

The power to speak braille

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to grab a cats face

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

The power to see through anything except air.

to power to do the bird is the word

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

the power to speak morse code .

Pointless Super Powers