The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!