The power to see through windows

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Death at will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!