The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Smoke vision

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power of missing a finger.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Power to make other people rich.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!