The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see through water

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!