The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to see through air.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!