the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Melting

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!