My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Balls.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!