The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!