The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!