the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to bleed

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!