The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to be a normal person

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!