The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!