the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!