The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!