The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!