the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to change your mind

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!