The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to nit propely

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to darken darkness

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!