The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Imortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!