The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to have 20/21 vision

The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The ability to always be fashionable late

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to make meringues levitate

The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!