The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to fart at will.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!