The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Facebook.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!