Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!