The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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black people

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to breathe

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!