Turn gold into lead.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!