The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Melting

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!