Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!