The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to nit propely

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i like pie.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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ability to fly in a plane

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!