- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to be super jewish

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

the ability to laugh like george bush

power to pass kidney stones at will

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

the power to charge car batteries.

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to become helpless at will.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

the ability to lick your own elbow

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

The power to grab a cats face

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

Pointless Super Powers