the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power of love

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to go into a coma

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the power to burp a fart

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!