The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power rangers

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!