The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!