the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!