The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!