You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!