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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons
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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.
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The ability to change a food to the exact same food
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.
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the ability to shit active helicopters
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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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the power to shit shards of glass
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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.
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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth
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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%
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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.
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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.
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the power to poo every time someone asks you out
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to make pointless super powers
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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
