The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!