the power to shit cellulose

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!