A power level of under 9000.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!