The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!