the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power to be aqua man

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!