The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!