The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the power to make to much coffee

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to look into the past

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to do totally nothing

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!