the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!